THE  LIST SO FAR:

" Loma, I  had our pretty, and her little dog too!" - JS

"She liked it munchkin style" -PY

"Now this is the real PLAIN TRUTH" 
-"Default"

"Ignore that man beneath her covers."-PY

"There's No Place Like Home, Loma"-JSM

"I've got a hard-on. Quick go fetch my logbook!" -BR

"The Missing Dimension in Pedophilia"-KP

"You know, I might be able to loosen up that intestinal blockage of yours.  Wink wink, nudge nudge." -BM

"Loma, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" -RM

"See Loma?  If you would only cooperate, this could be you!" -MAM

"The centerfold is scintillating" - CGB

"Hey! that's a new position, let's try it!"- Alex

Look, Loma, Dottie is growing nice boobs, not bad for 12 eh? - CM

"Loma, what do you think, do I have to wait till you're dead to order an Asian Girl?" - CM

"Let's Plagiarise" -A.D.

"It's O.K. as long as you don't enjoy it."- A.D.

Sure it's O.K. as long as it's not on the sabbath. -A.D.

"Loma, she thinks I'm so good in bed that she calls me The Wizard!" --CA

"So what do you think?  Ankles tied to the footboard or the headboard?"-PY

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