THE GRAVEYARD CHURCH OF GOD

GUESTBOOK ARCHIVES

APRIL/MAY/JULY 1999


 

Visitor's Name: Calvin Ray Murphy, II
Comments: Nice job, keep up the good work...perhaps a worm here and there would be nice...maybe a little green goo...perhaps a few of the flames of hell licking his sorrow pedophilic ass...

Visitor's Name: Just Browsing
Comments: Lets just remember Herbert W. Armstrong was human, and therefore very much prone to imperfection. He and his ministry held him up to be a perfect embodiment of the spirit of God. Why is it then so shocking to find out he was just a man???? To tell the caretakers and viewers of this sight who enjoy it to go to hell, get their asses kicked etc. is stupid. If you're a supporter of Herbert W. Armstrong and the Worldwide Church of God, and therefore imbued with the spirit of god, why are you so hateful and wishing harm to others? It is you who need to grow up and start taking responsibility for your own salvation and spirituality and not to look to a dying religion to tell you what to believe.

Visitor's Name: observer
Comments: Why is everyone so bent on attacking Herbert W. Armstrong? there are many religious leaders out there teaching their own style of doctrine! you guys must have found out that sunday religion needs to thrown into the garbage can, so you want to attack Herbert because you know you can't attack God, you silly people get a life, because this website is as silly as the people who created it, to the creator of this website, you silly rabbit, tricks are for kids, build a website that makes money, and not a website that makes fun of someone who proved you needed to live by the traditions of God.

Visitor's Name: anthony
Comments: thanks for making this web site ..how hillarious , but also for the people who where spending their lives under the suppression of ministers had to live a lie, and hypocrisy, what a waste of time for the members who had faith in god . no compensation nor rehabilitation for the contributors. the world wide church of god is evil. If they want to change the policies now, it is just the same thing with different color. I got out of that church . and now am happier. ciao

Visitor's Name: Herbert W. Armstrong was a Pork Lover
Comments: HEY!!!!! If I am wearing a pink shirt can I sign this book?

Visitor's Name: Sanity's Side
Comments: Hey Armstrongs Angel.. You're really Uncle Rod, aren't you? Btw, my wife likes how I look in pink shirts so neener-neener.

Visitor's Name: FREEDOM'S CHILD
Comments: You should get together with Joseph Smith, I am sure the two of you would work well together. Just think of all that those that you could reach by combining talents.

Visitor's Name: Armstrongs Angel
Comments: You stupid dem*ns who runs this websites needs your a*ses kicked, you guys must be hom*sexuals and Mad because Herbert W. Armstrong pointed the truth to everyone of you demonic religionist

Visitor's Name: Herbert W. Armstrong Suporters
Comments: Burn in hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dumb bastard !!!!!! Its idiots like you who caused the decline of " The World Wide Church of God ". Not the honorable apostle. I'll be back to bash you some more later...

Visitor's Name: CDH
Comments: Just read your Dance hall letter,it was great, you had me laughing several times by your describtions of events at church services.Thank you much and keep up the good work.Sorry for your pain but i was there too,to good fortunes

Visitor's Name: Old Scratch
Comments: Why the hell does everybody always blame me for the attacks on Herbert W. Armstrong? Don't you people think that maybe his own actions had something to do with the contempt that is felt for him?

Visitor's Name: Russell Miller
Comments: To those of you blasting the caretaker: I don't care if you get sick to your stomach after reading this. We aren't going away. So live with it. Your God has ignored us when we were doing the "right" thing, and we are now more blessed than ever now that we learned about the stinking, putrid organization we were brought up in. Shut yer traps till you understand.

Visitor's Name: Wade Brown
Comments: Not that it will make any differance to you concerning your attitude toward God's apostle Mr. Armstrong, your website's un-Biblical and non-Christlike hatred and contempt towards a man that has been dead for 13 and a half years is really sad. Even someone who has never even heard of the World Wide Church of God, it's founder and the doctrines God allowed for him to understand, would see right through your bitterness and rage and look upon you as embittered individuals who have devoted a whole website and much time to trashing him! Obviously, Satan is still mad at this man of God who did so much "damage" to his total deception of the world. And without you even realizing it, you are being used by Satan to throw more hatred into a world that is filled with it. You'll call me self-righteous when I say this, but I do not hate or despise you. I will not waste my time doing so. I'll let God deal with you in a way He see's fit. Thank you for your time (I think).

Visitor's Name: One who is appalled
Comments: You people are perverted and demented. Just looking at this sight makes me sick to my stomache. However, I can only feel sorry for you.

Visitor's Name: Enis Penvy
Comments: After visiting your site I felt MORE ALIVE than after reading "1975 in Prophecy" for the first time! Keep up the WORK!

Visitor's Name: CUREeUS
Comments: I liked the pictures.

Visitor's Name: hmmm.....
Comments: Im really disappointed in you.

Visitor's Name: The Waterhouse Brothers
Comments: Where the hell is the buffet?!?

Visitor's Name: YOURNAME
Comments: I cried when I read your testimonials. I voluntarily joined the Worldwide Church of God. I sufferedfor it and I blossomed through it. Thanks so much!

Visitor's Name: OODIE
Comments: Hey Love the site! I believe you have two choices when it comes to WWCG. Laugh or Cry? I did enough crying during my years as a forced attendee. Mama always said "make something good out of something bad and you will be left with laughter". Thanks for the laughter!!!

Visitor's Name: JOSEPH W. TKACH
Comments: HELLO HERBY, I HAVE REALLY MISSED YOU. I HAVE HEARD ABOUT YOUR TOUR TO SAVE THE LOST ONES. I THINK THERE MIGHT BE REAL "PAY DIRT" IN THIS NEW IDEA OF YOURS. I WAS THINKING MAYBE I COULD OPEN FOR YOU? YOU KNOW I COULD START OUT WITH A LITTLE WATERHOUSE...WAIT THAT WON'T WORK, NO SUCH THING AS A LITTLE WATERHOUSE. HOW ABOUT SOMETHING ON CLEANLINESS...NO I GUESS THAT WOULDN'T WORK DOWN HERE. OH LET ME DO ANYTHING! JUST THINK,WE COULD START THE WHOLE RELIGIOUS PYRAMID THING AGAIN. JUST KEEP IT MIND!

Visitor's Name: Alex Poseidon
Comments: Wow! You need a life. All the hours you must have spent thinking up all this stuff. Man, if any of it were accurate, it would be funny. Anyway, it's good to see that you're not like some of those bitter, sad people who left the church after he died, and complained because they chose to give up their jobs, families, money, etc. You get the idea. Too bad they weren't smart enough to be bitter sooner, eh?

Visitor's Name: Beowulf
Comments: I, apostle, to the Internet Church of God, heartily approve of your site. It is offensive, without being nasty. I really like the many pop-culture references.

Visitor's Name: R. Miller
Comments: Very good! Very funny! And very appropriate! Let's watch the armstrongites squirm!

Visitor's Name: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Comments: I was actually born on the Pasadena campus... Yes you read that write. My life was consumed with this stuff. Now thanks to this site, I no longer feel the need to spend thousands of dollars on therapy. (pennies in comparison to TITHING)

Visitor's Name: Finally Happy
Comments: What a Kick! Too those who find this site offensive, take a look at what you're really offended by -- most likely it is your own insecurity, guilt and low "religious self esteem" -- it's ok to think for yourself! To the Webmaster -- Thanks! This site makes it possible to find humor in what us ex-members used to find pain and loss in! A creative, and ultimately healthy way to deal with a stumbling block, as they used to say!

Visitor's Name: Pity You (because you waste your talents)
Comments: You are a miserable man You are a person who knows a little about a computer and it has gone to your head. You will probably commit suicide (if you have not already been thinking about it) and for nothing. You have been conquered by spiritual forces that you are ignorant of. This may very well be how "adolf hitler" started until he was consumed by it. Think about atleast you will be famous. You have admitted yourself that you are suprised that so many have interest in your venomous slander. Ex20:16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(KJV) MAYBE somethings are true BUT are you perfect? Let it go. you don't have do and apologizing just take all of the stuff of the www quietly. You are caught in a vortex that you will not recover from in this life if you do not cease and desist, this slander. Let God be the judge Yes let the God of the Old Testament be the judge. A NOTE FROM THE GYCG LEGAL DEPT: Slander is spoken, libel is written. Our BITTER commenter probably means to say libelous.

Visitor's Name: Atakin Skywalker of "The Dark Side Inc." aka Satan
Comments: Condor, Keep up the good work. Bring as many as you can with you when you come. With a self proclaimed "apostle" and computer who needs Judaism/Catholicism/Islam etc. etc. pardon the pun "to hell with them". Come to New York on 7-31-99 go to the Empire State Building @ 1:11PM (BE EXACT) stand under the middle elavator's floor #s and chant the "chatriah aponilous" 5 times (you know it Ive taught it to you) and we will have accomplished our task ...... You need your brain drained for youe next mission. selah YT Ha Sawtan

Visitor's Name: Frohike
Comments: Just read about Herbert W. Armstrong and Lee Harvey Oswald. I thought the Cigarette Smoking Man killed JFK. Boy am I confused. I guess I need to send in a special offering to get me back on track.

Visitor's Name: Rod
Comments: Do you see the CONFUSION you have caused! If you had left ME in charge, I would have straightened out the Worldwide Church of God. There are thousands of young fornicators out there who could have used my INSPIRED sex lectures and FIRM RULE with a ROD OF IRON!

Visitor's Name: RD-RR
Comments: Nice and scary! -Robby

Visitor's Name: Bill Jager
Comments: Your web site is awesome, original and a great idea. Bill http://www.alaska-images.com http://www.mindspring.com/~wjager/christian-intolerance.html

Visitor's Name: Marcy S.
Comments: I can't visit the site while at work anymore - I laugh out loud too much and my employees look at me funny...little do THEY know! Thanks, keep up the good work. My check's NOT in the mail.

Visitor's Name: C.B.
Comments: Never, ever let go of the bitterness. Simon Weisenthal didn't and neither should we. Herbert W. Armstrong was a sick, egotistical false prophet and this website addresses that with a wonderfully ribald and totally appropriate sense of humor. Keep up the good work, Caretaker.

Visitor's Name: Daniel Mast
Comments: Hey Herbert, Please say hello to John Lennon for me. After all, what John was to politics, you were to theology.

Visitor's Name: A fellow Web designer
Comments: This is an awesome page. I think this is a terrrific idea. Thanks for Frontpage. Come visit my page at http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/bahamet/homepage.html

Visitor's Name: Garner Ted
Comments: Dad I always wanted to ask you this, just what is a Garner? And I just wanted to tell you that Im still KEEPING UP the good work. Love, G.T.

Visitor's Name: Treva Chappell
Comments: Long live the dead!

Visitor's Name: Ken P
Comments: Great web site. Pervert, or respectable hervert would LOVE this sight dedicated to his loving memory.

Visitor's Name: A recent very impressed visitor
Comments: I love you guys - Do a CD-ROM of Herbie's log book (and his escapades with big-beak), with sound effects and everything. Yahoo!! The web site is coming along nicely. Good think AC closed, so male students can't go sinning in the audio-visual room with the co-eds.

Visitor's Name: JOSEPH W. TKACH
Comments: HERBY YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR SUBJECTS BACK...I PASSED THE FOOLS OFF TO MY SON. BE A GOOD MAN AND RETIRE ON THE HARD EARNED WEALTH OF THE FOOLS. I PICKED SOMEWHERE WARM...HELL IT IS HOT HERE!

Visitor's Name: Lawyer
Comments: You can't defame the dead! Good job. This is so funny for my weird sense of humor. Thanks for making me laugh. :-D

Visitor's Name: one of the fleeced
Comments: where was this church when I needed it?

Visitor's Name: chevy vulchev
Comments: only cowards are afraid to sign their name to their "work"............................ A NOTE FROM HERBERT...Please see "A message from the Caretaker" on the main page. You need to get over your bitterness.

Visitor's Name: Mike Wallace
Comments: Stan, long time, no see. Would you like to face off with me again on 60 Minutes? We could discuss all the money you still have. As for you, Mr. Armstrong, I see that my grave concerns about you were justified.

Visitor's Name: Ben Dowell
Comments: Good job! We might as well make fun of Herbert W. Armstrong and expose him for the con artist that he was! However, in all probability he most likely suffered from narcissistic personality disorder. Yes, he actually died thinking he was a great man. What a joke! For anyone else who might be suffering any delusions of grandeur -- GOD is DEAD! Been dead since 1859! Its time to grow up and face reality. Peace!

Visitor's Name: Ron Brendel
Comments: I'll say one thing for you, Mr. Wrongstrong, you aren't much deader than that wuss who's running your former cult. Stay dead, son.

Visitor's Name: The Flash
Comments: Kiss my ASS!

Visitor's Name: Anne
Comments: Hilarious!! Keep up the good work!

Visitor's Name: One of the 40,000
Comments: Finally someone that's seeing the real Herbert W. Armstrong and is not afraid to speak the truth, lol

Visitor's Name: Karen
Comments: Pervert!

Visitor's Name: Allen
Comments: You are one Utterly bitter and warped individual. It's too bad you can't see the good that came out of Worldwide Church of God!

Visitor's Name: Dave
Comments: This is one sick site!

Visitor's Name: Stanley Rader
Comments: Welcome Back. You still owe me money.

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