THE GRAVEYARD CHURCH OF GOD

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THE PLANE TRUTH
HWA'S True Gospel Message Takes Off


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THE APOSTLE WITH ORVILLE AND WILBER WRIGHT

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DATELINE:  Sept. 15, 1999

Woodland Cemetery,
Dayton Ohio


World renowned as a Cadaver Without Portfolio, Herbert W. Armstrong met with the fathers of aviation , Wilbur and Orville Wright, on his latest worldwide tour to spread the one true gospel.

Nearby, other WORLD LEADERS from this cemetery, such as inventor of the cash register, the inventor of cellophane tape and columnist Erma Bombeck, listened intently as Mr. Armstrong brought the Gospel message of  the two planes to a world held captive.

 

THE MEETING TRANSCRIPT

HWA: Distinguished world leaders, do you realize GOD IS WORKING OUT A GREAT PLANE HERE BELOW??? MANY think that manned flight was the result of the Wright Brothers CARNAL reliance on SELF KNOWLEDGE (carnal self-knowledge is OK only if you keep a log).  While you two Wright brothers were tinkering around in your shed, God was PREPARING me as a burned-out-hunk-of-junk infant who would grow to LEAD God's people.

Before the airplane and the cash register, it was IMPOSSIBLE to reach the entire world with the true Gospel message. Mankind could not fly nor keep the amount of cash needed to PROPEL the WORK FORWARD with trinkets from Harrods. Think of it. The GREAT GOD of this universe ALLOWED the Wright brothers to invent the airplane specifically for HIS END TIME WORK.  The airplane serves this WORK as the primary TOOL (along with jewelry and fine art) for GOD'S APOSTLE to spread the GOOD NEWS via my private jet, specially fitted for my Steuben Crystal casket !!! Actually, there are two planes, the plane of get and the plane of give. The plane of give is a Gulfstream jet. I know because the sheep gave me one.  Mr. James Ritty's cash register invention was also divinely-inspired to assist God's Apostle in these end-times.

ORVILLE: You mean God caused airplanes to be invented to fly caskets of WORLD LEADERS around?

HWA: YES!!! In fact, only a short distance from your graves here, a historic Boeing VC-137C sits in a hanger at Wright-Patterson AFB.  Better known as Air Force One, this jet took newly living-impaired President John F. Kennedy's casket to Washington in 1963, PREPARING THE WAY for myself as God's Apostle to "Casketize" the ENTIRE WORLD using AIRPOWER!!!! JFK WAS ELIJAH...THIS NEW TRUTH HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN REVEALED UNTIL NOW!!!

I have previously spoken to Lee Harvey Oswald, who has REPENTED when he learned of God's plan for mankind.  He no longer takes potshots at WORLD LEADERS and pays three tithes plus offerings to the WORK.

WILBUR: Mr. Armstrong, you have taken flight of your senses. Orville and I think you lack the Wright stuff.

 

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