Armstrongists aren’t very bright.
But they would like you to believe they are.
It’s so amazing that the world of the intelligent laugh at them as
being stupid fools and they can’t see it: They assume that the ones who
don’t adopt their religious beliefs are “unconverted” without
“understanding”. The Armstrongists actually mock people who are
educated, scientifically brilliant and knowledgeable. It is a tragic
mistake for them to do so — to treat those who could help them out of
their superstition with such contempt. It is a defense mechanism.
A moron has an IQ of 50 to 70.
An imbecile has an IQ of 25 to 50.
An idiot has an IQ under 25: Mental age of 3 (or less).
A fool can have any IQ.
The Armstrongists mock the intelligent as a defense mechanism — defense against truth, reality and sanity.
Consider the fact that Herbert Armstrong, born in the 19th Century,
barely made it past eighth grade, but became the profound guru filled
with all spiritual understanding and knowledge. Just how does that
happen? In a word: Advertising.
Create your myth cobbled together from unreliable sources like Ellen
G. White and John H. Allen, not to mention William Miller, flesh out the
eschatology with impressive sounding credentials including Biblical
proof texting, put up your shingle, be patient to wait awhile and the
money will come rolling in. Be sure to sell, sell, sell your idea with
tenuous connections to current news filtered through hyperbole based
prophecy and it is sure to make you a success — especially if you make
empty promises of supernatural rescue in false prophet style “the end is
Establish a religion. Send out booklets. Put up a Magazine. Clutter
the airwaves with your claptrap. Make sermons. Get a social group
together to support each other in their stupidity. Make it sound
reasonable and attractive and you can sell any kind of kooky crap to the
weak minded careless fools. Make it so they will agree with some of
your major points without reservation and then they will swallow the
rest, hook, line and sinker. Then prepare to live in a mansion, eat the
best, wear the best, associate with the best and travel the world. It
hardly matters that the religion makes no sense at all and can be
readily proved objectively with science. Make empty promises and they
will come with money in hand, ready to pay for the privilege of being
duped and abused.
Just be prepared to dumb yourself down to their level.
Anyone who is suspicious about all this may want to examine the
evidence provided by Ronald Weinland who represents all of Armstrongism
in a microcosm. His prophecies about the end of the world were proven
false. Moreover, he is now a convicted felon. Yet, a widow in his church
provided $300,000 out of the collateral of her home to insure his
freedom for four months when it has been amply demonstrated that his
trustworthiness is less than stellar. His Evangelist dupes are still
supporting him without one shred of any evidence that they have two
active brain cells left to rub together to support a spark of
intelligence. His infantile followers lap up his swill with abandon.
Take note that Ronald Weinland is very little different from the
original Herbert Armstrong who did much the same things — using income
of the church as his own personal cash machine to use as he saw fit for
his own personal lust fulfilment. Gold, diamond rings, travel, staying
at posh hotels, taking vacations, spending money on his wife and
children: Except for the name on the door, you can’t tell whether we are
talking about Herbert Armstrong, Ronald Weinland or any of the other
host of 700+ cults of Armstrongism. They are all pretty much the same.
For example, United spends 80% or so on minister’s salaries, retirement
and other maintenance and some of the percentage left is used for
evangelism. The UCG doesn’t have local church buildings for the greater
percentage of their congregations and renting halls hardly inspires
confidence in the abstract notion of stable churches. In fact, they have
had split after split after split over who knows what — mostly
“governance”. This, in turn, seems to be reduced to the concept that
only the money is important, but that may not be fair: Egos also must be
Given that British Israelism as the core belief of Armstrongism and
their Key to Prophecy has been disproved and that their church history
has been shown to be a fraud, it is a wonder that anyone with half a
brain is left hanging on to the dying proposition of false prophecies
and false hopes of a world which will never come. It would be better if
they all grew up, left and got a life. Alas, that does not seem to be
happening because it appears that people get some sort of enjoyment in
being terminally stupid: This is not an issue of faith, it’s an issue of
Armstrongists can be fat, dumb and happy, believing that they are
rich and increased in goods (but are, blind, naked, poor and going
bankrupt supporting their cultmeister in the lifestyle to which he wants
to become accustomed) as long as they don’t look at the environment
around them and see reality.
Consider the realities of SIGMA, for example. Arlan Andrews, Senior
presents the article, “SIGMA: Summing up Speculation,” in the September
2012 Analog Science Fiction and Fact, with the subheading:
In a fast changing world, who’s best qualified to anticipate future problems–and solutions?
Certainly, not the Armstrongists who have a dismal record of such things — failed on all accounts.
Dr. Andrews writes:
As a science fiction writer speaking to
U.S. government authorities at meetings in 2008 and 2009, I had said
that dictatorships would fall when people had cell phones and texting
and other communications devices: “Think of the revolutionary social
changes, spreading around the world at the speed of light.” I used the
term “flash mobs” back in those ancient days.
As founder of the science fiction thhink
tank SIGMA, making such forecasts is one of the things I am privileged
to do. My forty SIGMA colleagues, science fiction writers all, do the
Armstrongists are having their own experiences of having their dictatorships undermined by modern technology.
Dr. Andrews continues:
I wanted to provide this new service to
government bureaucrats who never had the opportunity or the mindset to
appreciate science fictional ways of thinking. Too busy worrying about
their funding and the political aspects of their decisions, they seldom
ventured far from the straight and narrow. Never did I hear any of them
discuss disruptive technologies, destructive political events, or
widespread natural calamities. Linear thinkers, all.
Not unlike the Armstrongist leaders with their “linear thinking”.
They may talk about disruption, destruction, doom and death, but they
offer not one whit of thought to preventing it or dealing with it in a
productive way — other than making money off of it.
The original SIGMA team started by Arlen Andrews included, Air Force
Lieutenant Colonel Doug Beason, Dr. Charles Sheffield, Dr. David Brin,
Dr. Geoff Landis, Dr. Robert Forward, NASA astrophysicicist Dr. Yoji
Kondo (“Eric Kotani”), Dr. Stanley Schmidt of Analog and Dr. Gregory Benford.
Some may wonder what these and other highly qualified luminaries did for the United States since the establishment of SIGMA?
Over the intervening years, though not
acting as a group, individual SIGMA members were called upon to
participate in government projects, some brainstorming for DARPA on new
technologies for education; other members maintained paid consulting
arrangement with other agencies. I even lobbied unofficially for the Air
Force’s DC-X Single Stage To Orbit (SSTO) project in the White House,
bringing in Air Force officers to brief the new Administration on it,
and continued that effort for several more years. While at OSTP, I also
wrote the first White House endorsement of molecular nanotechnology,
published in The President’s Report to Congress on Science and
Technology in April 1993….
…We made other suggestions to DHS
(Department of Homeland Security), many along low-tech lines, items that
would help first responders in emergencies, ideas for border security,
comments about how the chemical/biological detectors in cell phones that
DHS was proposing should be utilized. The ideas and comments were
technical, social, cultural, and political….
…Other government agencies, some that
prefer not to be named or even mentioned, have called on SIGMA to
brainstorm on future developments in communications, computer
applications, politics, sociology, demographics, and culture.
These forward thinking futurists were the first to introduce NATO
planners to the concepts and importance of social networking and
texting. They also predicted the potential for drastic overnight,
overwhelming social change, facilitated by handheld devices in the hands
of disatisfied or revolutionary “flash mobs”. Further, the influence on
government has been to affect the thinking patters of those SIGMA has
worked with to think realistically about the future and has produced
Contrast this with the “stick in the mud” thinking of Armstrongism: A
vision of the dark ages unleashed upon the people with a tightly
controlled government preceded by anarchy and followed by a static rigid
society making no social progress whatsoever. It isn’t just the false
prophecies of Armstrongism based on their “Mythunderstanding” using the
Key to Prophecy, the thoroughly discredited British Israelism and their
insistence upon deceiving people with their fraudulent church history,
it’s the ugly missteps of people like Roderick Merdith writing such
stupid crap as The Shocking Truth About Queer Men
and claiming that Hitler is still alive, ready to usher in the Fourth
Reich. All of Armstrongism is centered on fears, uncertainties and
doubts with an eye to building empires with lots of money and power for
those at the top — certainly not as a public service to do what can be
done to make the world a better place today. In place of futurists like
SIGMA helping build the future and find solutions, Armstrongism is a
degenerate cancer undermining the very fabric of society, causing it
ultimately to deteriorate wherever it goes. The 700+ splinters should
have taught us that.
Armstrongism has also brought us something else for which we need to
find a new term: Herbert Armstrong was one to take advantage of those at
the bottom of the social pyramid to put himself near the top. Ronald
Weinland has followed in his footsteps along with his peers, such as,
but certainly not restricted to David Pack, Gerald Flurry, Roderick
Meredith, John Rittenbaugh, Don Haney. People have been searching for
the words to describe these reprehensible people and we now have our
suggestion from the Urban Dictionary.
1) leech, or in other words a total lack of responsibility to provide
for oneself. Relies heavily upon friends, neighbors or anyone really
for sustenance. a slacker through and through.
2) a loser who profits from the fortunes of others. A low or despicable person.
5) The absolute lowest and filthiest form of life, that is so much of
a scumball that every living and non-living piece of matter would
benefit from it’s/their death.
8) One of higher social standing, attractiveness, or intelligence
level whom chooses to prey on those whom are poor, weak, or vulnerable.