A Religious Zombie looses family and friends.  

A Religious Zombie looses touch with society.  

A Religious Zombie defies common sense, even if you hit him over the head with it.  

A Religious Zombie believes he's in touch with god.  

A Religious Zombie lives in a colony that has one leader who believes he's the only one that can save him.  

A Religious Zombie shows no tolerance to others.  

A Religious Zombie wants to turn everybody into a Zombie.  

A Religious Zombie will pursue his goals no matter how mad they are.  

A Religious Zombie never questions his leader.  

A Religious Zombie never mingles with others, other then to prey on them and turn them into Zombies.  

A Religious Zombie will do anything for his leader.  

A Religious Zombie thinks the world will come to an end, and he will be the only survivor.

A Religious Zombie will never be held accountable for his actions.  

A Religious Zombie will set all hell loose when he shows up.  

A Religious Zombie survives on barely nothing, giving up everything, and leaving nothing but destruction in his path.  

A Religious Zombie can smell a non zombie from miles away.  

A Religious Zombie will smother his victim with all kinds of fantasies about how great it is to be a Zombie.  

A Religious Victim will then turn into a Zombie and the cycle starts all over again.  

A Religious Zombie spends his life in the dark thinking he's found "the light."  

A Religious Zombie thinks he's spiritually alive, even if he's emotionally dead.  

A Religious Zombie believes that he's the only one that isn't blind, and has received enlightenment.  

A Religious Zombie cannot make any decision on his own.  

A Religious Zombie that realizes he's a zombie is always cast out to face the real world. Wow, we welcome you back to the real world.  

A Religious Zombie will turn lies into truth, and truth into lies.  

A Religious Zombie sounds so sure, sincere, and convincing that you almost feel like cuddling up with him.  

A Religious Zombie always hides his true nature.  

A Religious Zombie believes he has all the answers to your problems.  

A Religious Zombie is free only to think like a Religious Zombie.  

A Religious Zombie has an answer for EVERYTHING.  

A Religious Zombie has been changing the dates for the end of the world for thousands of years.  

A Religious Zombie can never reach his goal, he's never good enough, he's a Zombie after all.  

A Religious Zombie can only marry another Religious Zombie.  

A Religious Zombie never goes to a doctor for help.  

A Religious Zombie wants to believe.  

A Religious Zombie will throw money into a bottomless pit.  

A Religious Zombie will feel guilty for having wet dreams.  

A Religious Zombie will feel guilty for masturbation, god first, me never.  

A Religious Zombie will stop wearing make-up because it's vain, no wonder they are ugly to the rest of us.