Comments on Ambassador Watch: A(nother) Witless Countdown

Don't be so hard on dear Ronnie!Ronnie vents his f...

2008-06-03T09:15:00.000+12:00

Don't be so hard on dear Ronnie!

Ronnie vents his frustrations to God:

"I didn't ask to be a prophet, a witness, an apostle ... But this is all You came up with for me. DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS? No, no, God, I didn't have any choice ... I'm just an actor looking for a break, that's all! What do you WANT from me! God, Yahweh! What did you expect? PROPHETIC ACCURACY?"

Clearly, Ronnie is feeling a bit stung...

Ron, you ignorant slut!

2008-06-02T14:49:00.000+12:00

Ron, you ignorant slut!

Chico Escuela,Thank you for giving the Ambassador ...

2008-06-02T14:25:00.000+12:00

Chico Escuela,

Thank you for giving the Ambassador Watch website a brief synopsis of the history of Gad's Church in modern times.

Jane "not an ignorant slut" Curtin

Daryl, the same can be said of "The Nut with the B...

2008-06-02T14:03:00.000+12:00

Daryl, the same can be said of "The Nut with the Beanie on top"

By the way did I mention Tom Mahon is full of shit...

2008-06-02T14:00:00.000+12:00

By the way did I mention Tom Mahon is full of shit?

Baseball been berry berry good to me.Religion busi...

2008-06-02T13:47:00.000+12:00

Baseball been berry berry good to me.

Religion business been good to Dave Pack, Juan Rhineland and Ramrod Merrydeath. But, Religion business been berry berry berry good to Herbert W. Armstrong. Berry good to Mr. Armstrong!!

Women been berry berry good to Gardener Fred Armstrong, and Gardener Fred Armstrong been berry berry good to women.

Alcohol been berry berry good to Gerald Flurry.

Baptism tour not berry good for Richard Armstrong.

Dee been berry berry good to Clyde Kilough, and Clyde Kilough been berry berry good to Dee.

Tammy been berry berry good to little Joey Tkach, but first wife not been berry good to Tkach.

Loma been berry berry good to Herbert Armstrong, but Ramona not been berry good to Armstrong.

Gerald Waterhouse 4 hour sermons been not berry berry good for church children.

Mark Armstrong been berry berry good to his dad. Mark Armstrong dads' old videos and TV shows been berry berry good to Mark Armstrong.

Robert Thiel been berry berry good to MerryDeath. And, Kscribe been berry berry good to Mr. Armstrong.

False prophecy been berry berry good to Ron Weinland.

Gifting Big Sandy campus to the Worldwide Church of God not berry berry good to the Hammer family.

Sale of Church assets been berry berry berry good to that little turd Joey Tkach. Berry Good!!

Tom Mahon and Robert Taylor been berry good to Mr. Armstrong. Photo of Tom Mahon not been good.

But, religion business and all the dumb sheep been berry, berry, berry good to Mr. Armstrong and Mr. Tkach.

Baseball been berry berry good to me.

Chico Escuela

Rosanna, Rossana Dana! Now-ah you make-ah my hea...

2008-06-02T13:44:00.000+12:00

Rosanna, Rossana Dana! Now-ah you make-ah my heart bubble. You-ah was da firsta one dat bought my-ah Pope on a Rope! What-ah fine memories I have-ah of you!

Tell-ah da Virgin Mary she-ah still owes me for-ah da "I saw da Pope on TV" lapel pin! Justa cause she isa da Virgin Mary, doowna mean she can-ah not put da money ina da collection!

And I-ah meana dat.

RD What's all this talk about Shamans? Ron Weinla...

2008-06-02T13:37:00.000+12:00

RD What's all this talk about Shamans? Ron Weinland is a no Shaman! Shamans are.....

Me: Rosanna, Rosanna Dana! The word is "Shame On" ...not Shaman...

RD: Oh? Shame on Ron W?

Me: Yes, it's not Shaman, it's "Shame on" as in "Shame on me"

RD Oh? Nevermind! :)

Dear Rosana, I throughly enjoyed your post even th...

2008-06-02T13:20:00.000+12:00

Dear Rosana, I throughly enjoyed your post even though I cannot grasp parts of it like traversing the axis mundi. However I believe that the disertation reflects the attributes of Mr. Beanie Man.

It is lacking in one area in that it does not address the notion of urinating against walls. I found this most disturbing.

It's Always Something:From Wikpedia - Shaman and S...

2008-06-02T13:01:00.000+12:00

It's Always Something:

From Wikpedia - Shaman and Shamanism refers to a range of traditional beliefs and practices concerned with communication with the spirit world. There are many variations of shamanism throughout the world, though there are some beliefs that are shared by all forms of shamanism:

The spirits can play important roles in human lives.

The shaman can control and/or cooperate with the spirits for the community's benefit.

The spirits can be either good or bad.

Shamans engage various processes and techniques to incite trance; such as: singing, dancing, taking entheogens, meditating and drumming.

Animals play an important role, acting as omens and message-bearers, as well as representations of animal spirit guides.

The shaman's spirit leaves the body and enters into the supernatural world during certain tasks.

The shamans can treat illnesses or sickness; they are healers.
Shamans have the ability to diagnose and cure human suffering and, in some societies, the ability to cause suffering. This is believed to be accomplished by traversing the axis mundi and forming a special relationship with, or gaining control over, spirits. Shamans have been credited with the ability to control the weather, divination, the interpretation of dreams, astral projection, and traveling to upper and lower worlds. Shamanistic traditions have existed throughout the world since prehistoric times.

Some anthropologists and religious scholars define a shaman as an intermediary between the natural and spiritual world, who travels between worlds in a state of trance. Once in the spirit world, the shaman would commune with the spirits for assistance in healing, hunting or weather management. Ripinsky-Naxon describes shamans as, “People who have a strong interest in their surrounding environment and the society of which they are a part.”

Other anthropologists critique the term "shamanism", arguing that it is a culturally specific word and institution and that by expanding it to fit any healer from any traditional society it produces a false unity between these cultures and creates a false idea of an initial human religion predating all others. However, some others say that these anthropologists simply fail to recognize the commonalities between otherwise diverse traditional societies.

Shamanism is based on the premise that the visible world is pervaded by invisible forces or spirits that affect the lives of the living. In contrast to animism and animatism, which any and usually all members of a society practice, shamanism requires specialized knowledge or abilities. It could be said that shamans are the experts employed by animists and animist communities. Shamans are often organized into full-time ritual or spiritual associations, like priests. In Indian culture as well there are those who are called tantrics and are said to have the power to control spirits and force them to do their bidding. People often visit them for many reasons but most often it is to ensure the spirit's aid in their work or to curse someone who they feel is an enemy of theirs or opposes them.

Well, Its always something!

Rosana Rosana Dana

I guess I'm a Yo Yo said... "Anybody know Ron's vi...

2008-06-02T12:04:00.000+12:00

I guess I'm a Yo Yo said...
"Anybody know Ron's views about pissing against a wall? I know it may be trite, but it very well may have profound inplications as to whether can function with or without his beanie".

MY COMMENT - Are you suggesting that Ron Weinland can't piss and chew gum at the same time?

Richard

Feb 12, 2008When the clock runs out…1. I never sai...

2008-06-02T11:56:00.000+12:00

Feb 12, 2008

When the clock runs out…

1. I never said Jesus would return then. I said he “could” return.

2. God has given us more time to finish the Work.

3. Satan has blinded your mind. We never said that.

4. We said it, but we didn’t mean it the way you took it.

5. Satan confused your mind to make you think we said that, but we didn’t. We said something else and now I’m not going to tell you what I really said. You should have listened right the first time.

6. I only meant my books would go into a second printing and return to a bookstore near you.

7. I made a mistake,but so did Moses, David, the Disciples and Paul, and they were all men after God’s own heart. So there.

I'm currently doing better with prophecy than Mr. Waffles..

With friends like Weinland, who needs enemas? (do...

2008-06-02T11:50:00.000+12:00

With friends like Weinland, who needs enemas? (does the Bible say anything about doing that against the wall?)

Anybody know Ron's views about pissing against a w...

2008-06-02T11:37:00.000+12:00

Anybody know Ron's views about pissing against a wall? I know it may be trite, but it very well may have profound inplications as to whether can function with or without his beanie.

Ron W promised:"If by Pentecost I'm just going to ...

2008-06-02T10:42:00.000+12:00

Ron W promised:

"If by Pentecost I'm just going to make this real clear to everyone. If by Pentecost it is not powerfully and abundantly clear that there has been..... then I will stop preaching."

Ron W. promised on May 31st

"You can download a copy of "2008 God's Final (ok semi final) Witness." book beginning Monday, but it might take a month to get things going."

Isn't that a bit like seriously ordering an old copy of 1975 in prophecy to see what the future holds?

Ron is also saying that "everything about Prophecy is different than he thought."

No not really Ron. It's working out as it always has when men predict the future as God's Chosen.
You're just finally catching on.

"God is giving us more time..." is next.

Ron is into a major waffle to keep himself in power. Ron uses "we thought," when he really means. "I thought."

Ron, in his sermon, he is beginning to read his own book as if he was not the author.

Why give this nutcase the time of day?Weinland's f...

2008-06-02T09:57:00.000+12:00

Why give this nutcase the time of day?

Weinland's flock will have to work things through like the rest of us and they'll be better for it. No short cuts. They are where they are because it's necessary for their growth. The same fresh air's waiting for them at the lighted end of the same tunnel we all shared for a while. It's an interesting ride, by no means a total waste.

The really unfortunate ones are Weinland and his wife. Maybe they'll snap out of it like Jerusalem-syndrome tourists who get caught up in temporary prophetic delusions, and then Poof! they're normal again. Weinland will need a facelift, a new name, new language, new career, different country.

Poor sap.

Gavin, I am worried about your health. Have you ex...

2008-06-02T09:15:00.000+12:00

Gavin, I am worried about your health. Have you experienced any sharp pains lately? This Shaman thing has me on pins and needles.

Ron has found his new career! He has gone from Wit...

2008-06-02T09:12:00.000+12:00

Ron has found his new career!

He has gone from Witness to Shaman.

Thats right, Shaman Ron with the Beanie on Top. I understand he has already put in an order for 278 Dolls and and order for 20,000 pins.

Look out enemies!!

propeller evny said... "Hey Ron, is it true that y...

2008-06-02T09:02:00.000+12:00

propeller evny said...
"Hey Ron, is it true that you won't let the misses touch your beanie?????"

No, truly truly, that is not true. She is not permitted to spin my propellar however.

the propeller-hat wearer said: "some of you yo-yos...

2008-06-02T08:43:00.000+12:00

the propeller-hat wearer said:

"some of you yo-yos who like to attack and distort and twist things... And by the way I want to mention that your progression of I said would start on you is already progressing more and some of you already know it.

I know of one individual specifically here not too long ago -- a little worried about their health. There are several of you out there that should be worried about your health. You think it's just coincidence??? Amazing."

I'm confused, is he a Wit-ness or a Wit-ch doctor?

Hey Ron, is it true that you won't let the misses ...

2008-06-02T08:02:00.000+12:00

Hey Ron, is it true that you won't let the misses touch your beanie?????

RW: "There are several of you out there that shoul...

2008-06-02T02:00:00.000+12:00

RW: "There are several of you out there that should be worried about your health. You think it's just coincidence??? Amazing."

Unfortunately this is the SAME mindset that his congregation has.
And this is the SAME mindset he wants to CULTIVATE amongst his newer recruits as well. This is what RW refers to as the "Godly way of thinking."
It's disgusting!

I find it humorous that propeller-hat wearer, othe...

2008-06-02T00:42:00.000+12:00

I find it humorous that propeller-hat wearer, otherwise known as "The Nut with the Beanie on top" has the gaul to refer to his critics as yo-yos!

No goof ball, your the yo-yo, and I am taking you up on your word to quit in less then 7 days.

Lets see if you have the balls....er the propeller to do it!

Gavin, I'm wondering how you're doing, health-wise...

2008-06-02T00:05:00.000+12:00

Gavin, I'm wondering how you're doing, health-wise. In this week's sermon, the propeller-hat wearer said: "some of you yo-yos who like to attack and distort and twist things... And by the way I want to mention that your progression of I said would start on you is already progressing more and some of you already know it. I know of one individual specifically here not too long ago -- a little worried about their health There are several of you out there that should be worried about your health. You think it's just coincidence??? Amazing."

Feeling anything yet, Gavin? ;)

It's always interesting that men make predictions ...

2008-06-01T22:30:00.000+12:00

It's always interesting that men make predictions and prophecies or declare when such are coming to pass while the events of the world just keep spinning on. The prophets adjust to the flow of time and events, collect money and then die. And events just keep spinning along as usual.

Sadly and of course, when one notes this, there is the scoffer defense of "my lord delays his coming." Then we learn that time and spinning to God is not the same as to us.

If that doesn't stop the scoffing or noting that the prophet is incorrect, we get to rejoice that "God is giving us more time."

And events just keep spinning

Is "I lived my whole life 'just around the corner'" what one really wants?