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Does anybody know how much money Ronnie Weinland a...

2008-05-06T15:37:00.000+12:00

Does anybody know how much money Ronnie Weinland and his wife heisted from the suckers in their two witness fraud?

According to a statement in his last sermon, he had a balance of over $1 million at one point. So probably several times that amount has passed through his hand over the years.

Since he's a religious organization and not subject to government audits, no telling whether or not he's really spent it all on Google ads and giving away his books of false prophecies.

"Anonymous said... Does anybody know how much mone...

2008-05-06T14:29:00.000+12:00

"Anonymous said...
Does anybody know how much money Ronnie Weinland and his wife heisted from the suckers in their two witness fraud?

Wed Apr 30, 01:40:00 PM NZST"

Can somebody answer this person's question? He/she has been ignored and I know what that feels like.

I don't know, so I can't answer it. Anybody know?

May 3 sermon: "I don't care. I go forward." (RW Ma...

2008-05-05T03:50:00.000+12:00

May 3 sermon: "I don't care. I go forward." (RW May 3, 2008.)

Don't know if he was crowing, but Ronniekins appea...

2008-05-03T05:33:00.000+12:00

Don't know if he was crowing, but Ronniekins appeared to be eating a little on the Mike McConnell show this morning:

MM: So uh the night before I mean when the trumpet was about to sound on April the seventeenth did you get a good night’s sleep? The night of the sixteenth into the seventeenth?

RW: [pause]

MM: Or were you too full of anticipation?

RW: [long pause] It was like any other night.

Ear candling is not only bogus it can also be dang...

2008-05-03T02:40:00.000+12:00

Ear candling is not only bogus it can also be dangerous.

Do not ask me how I know this. Unless you have a cast-iron stomach.

I also do LaStone Hot stone massage, but the stone...

2008-05-02T17:09:00.000+12:00

I also do LaStone Hot stone massage, but the stones were already 4 billion years old when they came out of the Pacific along the Mexican coast near a volcano and when I am done with them, I could throw them back on the beach and no one would know I ever used them!

Magnets or the magnetic wraps are excellent for bruises for some reason. Not sure about the rest of their claims.

Ionic foot baths and ear candeling are bogus.

>>biofreeze, heating jells,cold packs, hot packs, ...

2008-05-02T16:17:00.000+12:00

>>biofreeze, heating jells,cold packs, hot packs, oil, sheets, face cradle covers, eco friendly detergent, massage cd's, table heaters and all the nifty little trigger point giszmos to protect the fingers and wrists.<<

I had no idea!- especially about those trigger point gizmos. I've teased my MT's about having fingers of steel, but it just may be all too true...

I notice that you didn't include rocks or magnets - are you not convinced of their efficacy?

As for Martin Luther, I think that he, like a good mathematician, can work things out with a pencil.

KMS

It's not fat ones that come to see Dennis.At least...

2008-05-01T14:27:00.000+12:00

It's not fat ones that come to see Dennis.
At least not the ones who play tennis
There are some on the slab
Who do have much flab
But they know that I"m not a menace

When starting massage on their bod
They sometimes breathe deep and say "God"
But I'm not a menace,
I say, " just call me Dennis"
They laugh and say, "Den you're so odd"

I say, "Im not odd, it's just Church of God
That made me the way that I am
It's funny you see, you can be here with me
And pay me for touching your bod.

SC License 1889 Nationally Certified NCBTMB :)

Dennis DennisTis True- Whatsoever goeth into the m...

2008-05-01T14:21:00.000+12:00

Dennis Dennis

Tis True-

Whatsoever goeth into the mouth,
passeth into the belly,
is cast out into the draught;

I'll finish faith alone translated
before my stomach binds all into knots.

By Faith alone, no Torah do we need,
no diet fit for a Hebrew King;
Old Testament fits no longer my creed,
by Faith alone!- the new Book did bring.

Trouble not thy soul Den,
It was all a lark;
Martin Luther will pass away now,
resting in the park.

Martin Luther
Augsburg

There was a therapist named Dennis,Who massaged a ...

2008-05-01T12:58:00.000+12:00

There was a therapist named Dennis,
Who massaged a fat lady after tennis,
She groaned with delight,
As he pushed flab with his might,
And she moaned, Oh Dennis, oh Dennis.

:-))

Martin Luther:This is most certainly true.

2008-05-01T08:46:00.000+12:00

Martin Luther:

This is most certainly true.

Martin Martin...Tis Torah that unplugges your loin...

2008-05-01T08:28:00.000+12:00

Martin Martin...

Tis Torah that unplugges your loins
If I am hearing right
And the Diet of Worms doth trouble thee
So take it from thine site.

Tis not what goes into the man
That doth his soul defile
But what spews forth and causes harm
That makes the sweet like bile

If Martin Luther is your name and that be somewhat true
We know thee Martin from our books,
You really hate the Jew.

So Torah Torah Torah
As the Japs were wont to say,
I never knew they knew Hebrew
What's with that anyway?

:)

Mel..that was a great bucket..ha."A massage therap...

2008-05-01T08:20:00.000+12:00

Mel..that was a great bucket..ha.

"A massage therapist is a honorable profession. Unlike being a tithe-collecting false prophet collecting buckets-0-money."

Hey, at least I now rub people the right way! Well not all here but on the table....100%

I like what I do. I have been going every am to help a young guy with MS with his treatment protocols and massage, then had client who gets two migraines a week to try and help out. I like it. The hospital hired me for ten hours of staff chair massage next week so that's a nice thing too.

I wish I had had a massage table when counseling. With a suit and tie , and a church perspective, people tend to tell you what they think they should say and I tended to hear what I thought I was supposed to hear. As a result no real genuine talking took place.

But that table is magic. People talk very honestly when being touched and feel safe.

However, something told me Herbert and Joe might not go for the massage table counseling. Ted Armstrong seemed to like the idea...no wait!

:)

Dennis, Patience is indeed a most prized virtue, b...

2008-05-01T07:25:00.000+12:00

Dennis,

Patience is indeed a most prized virtue, butt this "Diet of Worms" doth impact my colon:

Those wormy meats could be the thing; but the Hebrew diet befits a King!

If the Torah and patience hath not the cure, a cleansing colonic I again shall endure.

Amen.

Sincerely,

Martin Luther
Augsburg

Hey Dennis,BTW it was me who posted the thingy abo...

2008-05-01T06:43:00.000+12:00

Hey Dennis,
BTW it was me who posted the thingy about the sun-powered bucket-0-lotion.

Seems I had to hit the post button a few times before it would post, and the "mel" authorship was lost in the process, but I don't want it misconstrued as an insult.

It just cracked me up to think of a bucket of massage lotion rolling down the highway.

A massage therapist is a honorable profession. Unlike being a tithe-collecting false prophet collecting buckets-0-money.

The little devil-guy on my left shoulder wants me to comment on an extra bucket needed because Mr. Hugeass has an upcoming session....or how his wife has a butt like a shelf that you can set your cell phone(set to 'speakerphone' on), but of course I will resist such temptation and only listen to the little angel-guy on my right shoulder.

:-)

Does anybody know how much money Ronnie Weinland a...

2008-05-01T06:08:00.000+12:00

Does anybody know how much money Ronnie Weinland and his wife heisted from the suckers in their two witness fraud?

Do you give cleansing enemas for those so afflicte...

2008-05-01T05:12:00.000+12:00

Do you give cleansing enemas for those so afflicted?
I feel rather constipated as usual.
Martin Luther
Augsburg

Sorry to say I did not have the intestinal fortitude to take the class. I have chosen to study other areas butt do understand the problem.

Once one is COGged up, it is not easy getting De-con-PACTed. It takes a FLURRY of activity and can cause a great deal of WEINing because the results can TKACH you off guard big time.

Butt with patience, you can be free of the blessed tie that binds you. Though it leave one pooped out.

I hope this helps
:)

Dennis, Do you give cleansing enemas for those so ...

2008-05-01T04:26:00.000+12:00

Dennis,

Do you give cleansing enemas for those so afflicted?

I feel rather constipated as usual.

Martin Luther
Augsburg

WW Totally understand. The Cell gives people too ...

2008-05-01T03:44:00.000+12:00

WW Totally understand. The Cell gives people too much "give a quick call" capacity and I am sure the annoyance and "can't this wait" factors in people's lives have gone up a lot. I have clients that stick them god knows where during a session and they answer them! Until I find it! One client wanted to keep the ear pod on and I said pick...pod or palms?

Glad to hear the fish is OK Dennis; hey don't worr...

2008-05-01T01:29:00.000+12:00

Glad to hear the fish is OK Dennis; hey don't worry if they come after you with pitchforks and torches and such we've all got your back eh??

I agree with Gavin, online interaction is easier. I personally hate, detest, loathe, abhor and otherwise abjure the telephone, it being a not-so-necessary evil in my opinion, one the world is slowly becoming better off without. But yeah I'm weird like that. :-)

If you really really really wanna see some of our ugly mugs, apparently Skype is quite the popular little tool these days. Although just the thought of it gives me the creeping horrors.....I like having several layers of electrons and wires sandwiched between me and cold hard reality. :-)

Massage supplies?Other than buckets of lotion, wha...

2008-04-30T23:09:00.000+12:00

Massage supplies?

Other than buckets of lotion, what does that entail?

biofreeze, heating jells,cold packs, hot packs, oil, sheets, face cradle covers, eco friendly detergent, massage cd's, table heaters and all the nifty little trigger point giszmos to protect the fingers and wrists. The catalogue wouldn't be very much with just a bucket of cream or lotion for sale. :)

I also get clients various splints, braces and support for injuries and conditions. Boot for plantarfacitis and dirty pictures of people stripped of their skin so you can see the nerves,muscles and bones.

Or I have it shipped if I don't want to get out of Dodge and enjoy Asheville in the Mtns and go the Laughing Seed for a Vegan lunch, or a fossil shop or two.

We're all descendants of the 500AD and 1000AD "end...

2008-04-30T20:32:00.000+12:00

We're all descendants of the 500AD and 1000AD "end times".

One day there will be a scientific and evidence-based prediction of the end of the world and it may well then happen.....in a billion years or two. Until then, any religion-based prophesy MUST be treated as having no more credibility than you would award to a booze-sozzled rummy suffering a delusion.

Here's an idea, Dennis:Next time you need a "bucke...

2008-04-30T16:05:00.000+12:00

Here's an idea, Dennis:

Next time you need a "bucket-o-lotion", just have it drive itself to you!
Get one of these, and waste no gas. The bucket is equipped with GPS and is propelled by a fan that runs off of solar panels on the lid, and is guaranteed to make it from Asheville Massage Supply to your place in under 2 hours.

Heck, when you've emptied the lotion out, you can put something interesting in it, and send it to Glendora.

Dennis:Massage supplies?Other than buckets of loti...

2008-04-30T14:45:00.000+12:00

Dennis:

Massage supplies?

Other than buckets of lotion, what does that entail?

KMS

Does anybody know how much money Ronnie Weinland a...

2008-04-30T13:40:00.000+12:00

Does anybody know how much money Ronnie Weinland and his wife heisted from the suckers in their two witness fraud?