Comments on Ambassador Watch: Not from the back page of the GN!

There is such a commodity as KOSHER bacon,blessed ...

2009-04-16T09:52:00.000+12:00

There is such a commodity as KOSHER bacon,blessed by the Rabbi himself,for,of course, a suitable pecuniary advance,surreptitiously slipped into the pocket of the sacerdotal vestments.

Cheers,

Jorgheinz

Now that's a rasher idea, if I've ever see...

2009-04-15T14:40:00.000+12:00

Now that's a rasher idea, if I've ever seen one. :-->

I'm now accustomed to the exotic specialty cuisine...

2009-04-14T22:39:00.000+12:00

I'm now accustomed to the exotic specialty cuisines in China - there's a donkey restaurant down the road, and there was once a restaurant in the local market specializing in dog. I was assured that neither establishment served road kill.But I was surprised to be offered silkworm cocoons at a Halal restaurant. I mistakenly believed that Halal, while not Kosher, observed similar guidelines on clean and unclean. I resisted, despite assurances that the larvae were "good for you."

You know, I just quit the Tom Mahon School of Char...

2009-04-14T18:22:00.000+12:00

You know, I just quit the Tom Mahon School of Charm. He had locked me in the closet for saying I didn't like his unleavened cake.

Plus, he was making me balance a Baconated Bible on my head while I walked to and fro repeating,
"The shame is plain,
When the Armstrong name's disdained"

(And he made me wear high heels and fishnet stockings, claiming I had to, because he was a "fisher of men")

I am sure it is turkey bacon!

2009-04-14T15:03:00.000+12:00

I am sure it is turkey bacon!

Practical Joke: Wait till Ronald Weinland steps o...

2009-04-14T13:45:00.000+12:00

Practical Joke:

Wait till Ronald Weinland steps out of the room to use the restroom.

Surreptitiously place cooked bacon on his bible and wait till he returns.

Guaranteed to cause "thunders".

Uh oh...I think the last time pork and the Word wa...

2009-04-14T10:37:00.000+12:00

Uh oh...I think the last time pork and the Word was mixed, Antiochus Epiphanes started a revolt.

I guess the ad is meant to convey "I'll have my Bible with two eggs, two strips of bacon, SONNY Side up....."

:(